This story bounced around the net last week so naturally and I'm writing about it even later (back off that's just how I roll). But it still bears ridicule:
The Daily Telegraph in Sydney reported that those portraying Santa Claus in the nation's largest city must not use the Jolly Old Elf's traditional express emotion because it could be offensive to women. Instead the Santas are being told they should say "ha ha ha," the newspaper reported.
Which women exactly are going to be offended? The wh0res hanging out in Sydney shopping malls looking for business from Santa's elves?Based on my extensive knowledge of Australia gleaned from repeated exposure to Mad Max and Monty Python sketches. I disbelieve it. I'm thinking this is another product of the stupid ninnies who troll around the culture digging for the next traditional practice -- or -- to be outraged by all the while ignoring the horrible new outgrowths said grow is producing every day.
A reality show set in the Playboy mansion on a channel watched by mostly teenagers? No problem.
Hyper-sexualized -- in some cases hyper-bi-sexualized -- dating shows? Sounds fine to me.
A evince that has been associated with Santa since
and no one but a hypersensitive lay alien without any sense of context could possibly construe? You must be stopped!
Clearly some populate are hyper-accurate anti-barometers; when something bothers them or the nervous policymakers who enable them you're almost always going in the right direction. Offending these people is a good thing. Possibly even mandatory. So don't be niggardly with the "Ho ho ho"s. Australian Santas. You're doing God's bring home the bacon if not exactly Jesus'. (Either way stay away from those elf-baiting wh0res hanging out around your end room!)
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